You learn so much when you have a baby. For example, you learn about true love, breastpumps, children's TV, and the real meaning of tired. You also learn just how much crap comes with a kid. And I'm not referring to the swings, baskets, tubs, soaps, carriers, diapers, and assorted paraphernalia. No, I am referring to the blankets, stuffed animals, photo albums, and infinite teeny tiny shoes that people buy you. Essentially, all the cute but useless stuff.
I've had no less than three friends or family members have their first babies in the last few months. Every single one of them has phoned me and said the same thing: "I never realized how crappy the presents I gave to new parents were until now." They fell victim to the pastel coloured treats in the department stores and gift shops. Now, as parents, they were suffocating under the gifts people brought over. And now, as new parents, they were realizing that the best presents were the edible kind. Screw the teddy bears, give me muffins!
We too went through this realization. After The Monster was born I started to get especially bitter at people who would come to meet the baby and maybe drop off "a little something" when that little something didn't come as food. New parents are exhausted and overwhelmed by their new state and that little creature who has joined the family. The last thing they need is a visitor who only wants to hold the baby while you get them tea.
I'm not telling you to not buy the cute little somethings, but don't you dare show up to visit without a frozen meal, some fresh muffins, or even some crackers and cheese from the grocery store. Don't you dare do it. If you want to be truly appreciated by your friends/family then make a few meals to freeze, cut up a fruit salad, and bake some muffins. If you can't cook, then hit a make and take meal place or somewhere with a nice ready-made meal counter.
Here are some more ideas to take to new parents:
- Fruit and Veggies - don't give them a whole pineapple, cut it up.
- Muffins,
cookies, scones, quick breads - homemade or bakery purchased these are always appreciated by the constantly hungry new mom
- Trail mix or nuts
- Fresh bread or cinnamon buns
- Cheese
- Ready-made meals - fresh or frozen - purchased from a place like Fresh Kitchen or Mise En Place
New parents have no time to cook, a breastfeeding mom is always hungry, and quite often no one has ten minutes or two hands to eat, let alone prepare food. Keep all this in mind when choosing your gifts. All this applies in the first three months. Yes, I said three months, not three weeks.
The Monster has some lucky aunties. They've been the thankful recipients of her constant baking in the past few months. With two new nephews we've been baking a lot in order to keep my sister and sister-in-law in muffins and cookies. So now, when we go over to cuddle those babies and drink tea I can at least feed the mom. Oh, and pass on the drawing The Monster made, the photo album I found, and maybe the onesie I couldn't resist getting for that cute little guy.
The Monster is quite out of sorts with Daddy out of town. She is fighting a bit of a cold and a sister who wakes her up just a bit too early. On this particular morning there were no demands to paint, bake, or even watch videos of The Ting Tings on You Tube. Instead she made herself a bed on the living room floor with Hercules, her crocheted blankie, under her and requests to cover up with her quilts. All three quilts that are hers. 
